There’s a show called the “Miami Shore” that airs on a popular television channel that many people watch which consists of four main characters drinking, swearing, fighting, having sex, clubbing etc. Earning more than a college graduate with a high end job, these people get paid hundreds of thousands or even millions of dollars to do the stupidest of things that people usually discourage you from doing.
We begin with Snooki, a short chubby alcohol addicted 21 year old girl, Mike, a tall cocky hot-headed 25 year old, Sammi, a tall and fit drama 23 year old drama queen, and Ron, a muscular hot-headed stalky 24 year old. They all travel to the city of Miami, filled with many clubs and beaches. They all sign up for this tv show to have a good time, party, meet new people, and to get some fame from all of the viewers watching them. They all have something in common which is the excitement and anxiety to get drunk and do whatever they want, and getting paid for it all.
At the Miami club called “Drink” the strobe lights are flashing and the gallons of alcohol are being prepared. Mike and Ron always look for trouble by fist fighting any guy who looks at them. A guy accidentally bumps into Mike and Ron, so Mike and Ron immediately start a fight and punch him to show how dominant and strong they are. “Yo, Ronnie that guy over there was totally eye’in us out man”, yelled Mike, “I think we need to teach him a Miami side lesson”. In the corner at the bar, Snooki is getting very drunk and tripping on her own vomit and falling on the floor whenever she tries to take a step forward. “Woo, lets party everybody!”, screamed Snooki.
For the tenth time, Ron needs to use the bathroom so he asks the waitresses where it is, and Sammi starts yelling at him and accuses him of cheating on her. “Stop it Ron you’re cheating on me!”, cried Sammi. “Yo, whatever Sam I’m done Same, I’m done”, shouted Ron. And after all this is finished they leave the clubs, set aside all their differences and make up with eachother, and go back home at about 7 in the morning.
The next day, Snooki is totally hung over so she sleeps the entire day in her bed while Mike goes to work out a the gym and stare at himself ,a couple times in the mirror. So Sammi and Ron go to a restaurant to have a date together. They get a female waitress and order their food. “I’ll have the club sandwich with a diet-Coke”, said Sammi. “Umm, I can’t decide what to order, what do you recommend waitress”? asked Ron. Immediately, Sam gets up, slaps Ron in the face and tells him that their relationship is over. Sammi seems to have convinced herself that Ron and the waitress are having a secret relationship behind her back just because of Ron’s question.
When the manager finds Sam crying in the restaurant bathroom, he brings Ron to her and asks what the problem is. “Why are you guys fighting in my restaurant”? asked the manager. “Ron is totally cheating on me”! cried Sam. “No I never did Sam, I just asked the waitress for a recommendation, that’s all”! yelled Ron. “Really, you aren’t lying then right”? asked Sam. “No, I’m not lying to you Sam, you’re overreacting like always”! yelled Ron. Coming to a realization that Sam always overreacts on Ron, she starts crying apologizing to him.
Ending their fun filled summer at Miami, Ron and Mike injured majority of the males in Miami, Ron and Sam settled all their problems and decide to get married on the beach in Hawaii, Snooki surprisingly becomes an alcohol awareness spokeswoman. Snooki suddenly leaves Miami to pursue her new job, Sam and Ron run off to Hawaii for their wedding and honey moon, and Mike continues to work out and beat up guys in the club for accidental meaningless things. They all get their paychecks in the mail for their “hard work” that they did for the season. “Yay, more money for me”! screamed Snooki. “Aww yeah, I could use this money for our wedding bill”! exclaimed Ron. “Fantastic, now we have enough money to pay for our babies in the future Ron”! said Sammi. “Yes, more money for me to pay off that life time membership at the gym”! yelled Mike
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Good Job! I liked how you used examples from the show, it made the satire really funny!
ReplyDeleteI like this satire because it is a well known TV show and I love to watch it. This works as a satire because it is over the top dramatic.
ReplyDeleteGreat satire! it sums up the ridiculous things they do on Jersey Shore.
ReplyDeleteYour satire was very funny! Well done! I enjoyed how each character has a distinct personality but they all share a common bond through alcohol, sex, and drama. I liked how you ended the satire by telling the reader what each person would do with their money. It ties up their personalities and how the TV show pays them to do outrageous things.
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